{"id":214,"date":"2019-01-08T02:01:10","date_gmt":"2019-01-08T02:01:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/schultzwebdesign.se\/GL\/?page_id=214"},"modified":"2019-01-08T02:34:33","modified_gmt":"2019-01-08T02:34:33","slug":"humor","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/schultzwebdesign.se\/GL\/alfred-nobel\/humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Humor\/Quotations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Humor<\/p>\n<p class=\"lightblue\">1. I am not aware that I have deserved any notoriety, and I have no taste for its buzz.<\/p>\n<p>2. For my part, I wish all guns with their belongings and everything could be sent to hell, which is the proper place for their exhibition and use.<\/p>\n<p class=\"lightblue\">3. Second to agriculture, humbug is the biggest industry of our age.<\/p>\n<p>4. The truthful man is usually a liar.<\/p>\n<p class=\"heading center\">Quotations<\/p>\n<p class=\"lightblue\">1. To his brother&#8217;s wife, &#8220;What a contrast between us. You live a warm and glowing life, surrounded by loved ones whom you care for and who care for you. You are anchored in contentment. I drift about without rudder or compass, a wreck on the sea of life. I have no memories to cheer me, no pleasant illusions of the future to comfort me, or about me to satisfy my vanity. I have no family to furnish the only kind of survival that concerns us, no friends for the wholesome development of my affections, or enemies for my malice.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>2. One can state, without exaggeration, that the observation of and the search for similarities and differences are the basis of all human knowledge.<\/p>\n<p class=\"lightblue\">3. I would not leave anything to a man of action as he would be tempted to give up work; on the other hand, I would like to help dreamers as they find it difficult to get on in life.<\/p>\n<p>4. If I have a thousand ideas and only one turns out to be good, I am satisfied.<\/p>\n<p class=\"lightblue\">5. Hope is nature&#8217;s veil for hiding truth&#8217;s nakedness.<\/p>\n<p>6. Self-respect without the respect of others is like a jewel which will not stand the daylight.<\/p>\n<p class=\"lightblue\">7. Worry is the stomach&#8217;s worst poison.<\/p>\n<p>8. Contentment is the only real wealth.<\/p>\n<p class=\"lightblue\">9. We build upon the sand, and the older we become, the more unstable this foundation becomes.<\/p>\n<p>10. Justice is to be found only in the imagination.<\/p>\n<p class=\"lightblue\">11. It is not sufficient to be worthy of respect in order to be respected.<\/p>\n<p>12. The best excuse for the fallen ones is that Madame Justice herself is one of them.<\/p>\n<p class=\"lightblue\">13. Lying is the greatest of all sins.<\/p>\n<p>14. A heart can no more be forced to love than a stomach can be forced to digest food by persuasion.<\/p>\n<p class=\"lightblue\">15. A recluse without books and ink is already in life a dead man.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Humor 1. I am not aware that I have deserved any notoriety, and I have no taste for its buzz. 2. For my part, I wish all guns with their belongings and everything could be sent to hell, which is the proper place for their exhibition and use. 3. Second to agriculture, humbug is the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":191,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/schultzwebdesign.se\/GL\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/214"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/schultzwebdesign.se\/GL\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/schultzwebdesign.se\/GL\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/schultzwebdesign.se\/GL\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/schultzwebdesign.se\/GL\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=214"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/schultzwebdesign.se\/GL\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/214\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":243,"href":"https:\/\/schultzwebdesign.se\/GL\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/214\/revisions\/243"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/schultzwebdesign.se\/GL\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/191"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/schultzwebdesign.se\/GL\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}